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Notes In Observance – TNA Impact Wrestling 2/23/17: Procure, Procure, Procure
Posted by Nicholas Jason Lopez
By Nicholas Jason Lopez
“Notes In Observance” features random thoughts and analysis on television shows. Quick results can be found at the bottom of the post.
(Aired 2/23/17)
Procure, Procure, Procure
– The opening video brought us to Cameron, North Carolina at the Hardy abode. Broken Matt Hardy sought the advice of trusty giraffe, George Washington on the Seven Deities demanding that he return to his Egyptian roots. In only the way a man and giraffe can communicate in the Broken Universe, this cracked us up. Next, Matt spoke to Vanguard 1 about rumors of his drinking problems. A freaking drone. Ha. Anyways, Brother Nero approached Matt, as he was informed that they’d be transported to somewhere unknown. Matt basically asked Nero to “house his abilities” in his vessel and to change things up, Nero had the premonition that Matt would go to Egypt and just like that, Matt disappeared. If you powered through those few sentences without any trouble, then this show should be just for your liking. In any other gimmick, this would burn, but the Hardys always make it work. It’s like a niche at this point.
Posted in TNA/Impact Wrestling
Tags: Allie, Andrew Everett, Aron Rex, Bram, Brandi Rhodes, Braxton Sutter, Broken Matt Hardy, Brooke, Brother Nero, Cody, DJZ, Earl Hebner, Eli Drake, George Washington, Gregory Shane Helms, Jade, Jessie Godderz, Josh Barnett, Kingston, Laurel Van Ness, Maria, Mathis, Moose, Rage, Robbie e, Rockstar Spud, Rosemary, Seven Deities, Sienna, The Mid-Atlantic Outlaws, The Miracle, Trevor Lee, Tyrus